january: okay yeah man new year new me fresh starts all around i'm totally not gonna waste this year like i've done every other year of my life so far
february: well okay that went quickly but february will be my month i will get shit done
march: lol wtf wasn't it christmas yesterday
april: awww little baby birdies and shit how cute but i've still done absolutely fuck all
may: mAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AH AHA HHAHAHHA AHHAHA aw shit i missed april fool's day how the fuck did that happen
june: since when is it summer
july: blogging blogging blogging blogging blogging sleeping eating blogging
august: i need to start getting shit done where has the summer gone omg
september: take me back to the fucking summer
october: HALLOFUCKINWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS
november: everything in nature's dying hmm bit of a bummer
december: chrISTMAS FUCK YEAH OMG YAY. OMG IT'S ALMOST NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR, THAT IS THE YEAR I WILL GET SHIT DONE. I CAN FEEL IT.